ARIZONA- In a fortified underground bunker 30 miles east of Tucson, a massive enclave of Tea Party end times survivalists, apparently unaware that the world did not end on December 21st,  have been engaged in 24 orgy of cannibalism in which 13 members have been partially or entirely eaten.  The compound known as “Bunker 3:16” has been the home of the Freedom Eagle Tax Fighter Citizens Militia since early December when hundreds entered the shelter in anticipation of the 14th Baktun, the end of the Mayan calendar.