Most of us have experienced the job interview in our lifetimes and the anxiety that accompanies it, but have you ever gone through the process when you didn’t want the job? Most rational people would answer no, what kind of idiot would interview for a job they definitely did not want, well, this idiot.

I’m certain a good guy with a well placed stick of dynamite or wielding the front grill of a speeding truck could get the job done. Even an average person wielding a baseball bat or a machete has a decent chance of stopping a bad guy with a gun, especially if it’s in close quarters…as long as they don’t hesitate….

I wrote this a few years ago and unfortunately it's still relevant. After 2016 I noticed a groundswell of newly empowered bigots even among people I had known for years, I wrestled with a quandary. Was I so oblivious that I didn't see it? Were they newly radicalized? Have they been rendered intellectually infantilized by a culture that reinforced their effortless hero fantasy?

Much rage pud is being agitated into a froth in Florida these days over the perception that Disney  has abandoned their vigilance as the moral paragon of children's entertainment in America. The once reliable. unprovocative, wholesome Haus of Maus has betrayed god and country, sworn fealty to the radical left and are now producing lesbian witchcraft dildo play instruction manuals for kids or something…..

A final summation of all things this addled, petty grievance motivated, cult of personality nightmare has given us in the last four arduous years of strife.

The enraged red-topped acolytes scaled the walls, ripped down the American flag, cast it to the ground and replaced it with the eponymous Trump flag.

So I had a social media post flagged for '“hate speech” and removed from public view to be relegated to the shameful oubliette of unviewable. I was a bit surprised, as this particular passage , I felt was some of my lighter cheekier commentary.

I have certainly taken more a vicious and caustic approach on numerous occasions.

I’m making fun of white people here for fucks sake……I am white…..lighten up because I already did.

They seem so normal, all of them with their forgettable social media profiles and benign posts and mundanity. I barely knew some of them and others were distant friends from when I was young, sometimes we shared little more in common than partying a few times in some far off foggy memory. And then they went batshit…..

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY HALLOWED MOTHER OF SATAN'S THROBBING COCK HAVE WE DONE!

How America?

How have we propped such an obvious turd up on this pedestal for the common man to look up to, this emperor who wears no cloths

This charlatan, this fool,

 This sneering fucking rich kid man baby

This posturing preening orange supremacist

This gilded white trash huckster from planet disconnect,

This diarrhea spewing phony

This poncy daddy's boy,

This thin skinned easy bleeding blubbering spray-tanned asshole in a corn-cob wig.

Hello. If you’re reading this I may have called you a delusional fuckwit on the internet.

Please allow me to explain myself.

I love a good debate, the more heated the better. I think you really learn a lot about somebody during a knock down drag out argument. I have always loathed small talk, I like getting strait down to the interesting stuff about people, ya know, sexual kinks, addictions, regrettable decisions and politics. I like it when I find somebody that disagrees with me because I’m an active militant evangelical anti-human, pro-nowhere political agnostic looking to start fires where angels fear to tread and I’m always up for a fight.