Scurvy vs Telemarketers gimme the meth Adam

This is a real call that I answered hurriedly while pumping gas . You have to admire the guys tenacity in persisting with the pitch despite the fact that it immediately descended into clownish bullshit.

This is a real call that I answered hurriedly while pumping gas . You have to admire the guys tenacity in persisting with the pitch despite the fact that it ...

Scurvy vs Telemarketers - the grift doesn't work if I cant hear you

In this episode, a grift so stunningly incompetent and so technically limited I almost feel pity for them

Scurvy vs Telemarketers - Scammin for Jesus

This is a real telemarketing call from some shady phone ministry looking for 'faith seed' donations, they're probably looking for old people close to death and worried about the the afterlife so they can exploit their fear and get a credit card number. Obviously i had to do as much as I could to waste their time.

ol' fashion guy

A side project for fun

Ol' fashion guy talks about how things used to could in simpler times when stuff was simpler and different

Name-Tag Blues, listen to the whole show for FREE!

A tribute to the working-class schmuck, the wage-slave, the bottom rung, the proletariat masses yearning to be free, the burning souls constrained by name-tags and hair-nets with nothing to loose and no reason to care.

Featuring:
•The ugliest baby I ever saw / how i got fired from the portrait studio
•Scrapping the vomit off your collar and other surefire tips for nailing that interview
•A cute story about my very first shitty job
• A bunch of other stuff

The whole show for FREE right here on my website. Feel free to share.

Name-Tag Blues @ 2020 Rogue Festival

My multi-award winning show comes home to the place it was born. With four dates at the illustrious Tent of Tales. Click the button below to do the online payment thing for your seat (through Paypal, Venmo)

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The Suave Reaper

The Suave Reaper - digital free hand